I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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