i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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