People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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