ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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