you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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