dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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