You surviving the open bar?
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It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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