I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
