As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
how do you play pong handcuffed?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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