Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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