"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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