i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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