kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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