i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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