they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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