Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks