I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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