This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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