New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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