grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it wasn't lemon gatorade
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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