I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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