sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
