Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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