Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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