see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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