Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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