none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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