i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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