the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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