I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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