i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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