you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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