he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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