What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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