I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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