hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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