in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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