i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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