I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just want to make out with him forever
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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