This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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