I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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