Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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