is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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