im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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