Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pop tarts are not kleenex
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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