I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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