im drinking this country out of the recession.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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