Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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