I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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