Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
