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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...

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(518): View more from New York

You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window

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(856): View more from New Jersey

take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.

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(678): View more from Georgia

No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works

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(602): View more from Arizona

So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.

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(760): View more from California

Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.

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(212): View more from New York

at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver

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(513): View more from Ohio

I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb

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(209): View more from California

I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."

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