if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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