I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
