Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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