Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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