what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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