he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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