there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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