Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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